andreus, andrei gratia

My Life Blog

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Convergence!

When I first started blogging I thought it was weird to write on a variety of topics on a single blog. So I very early on started four blogs on four topics: arts, politics, language, and personal goings-on.

As it turns out, I was wrong to do this, as I now have four blogs that I update not-very-often, instead of one robust, oft-updated blog.

To remedy this, I'm going to continue my original blog: dixitque andreus:, and abandon these others. Græcum est was the first to go, and now I'm done with andreus, andrei gratia.

All of the old posts from my defunct blogs have been cut and pasted into dixitque andreus:, so you need only look there.

Enjoy.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Dear Everyone,

Don't worry, it's nothing personal, and thanks for the invitation, but I don't really want to have anything to do with facebook.

love,

-Andrew

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Magnetic Poems

I got a magnetic poetry set a while ago, but I really don't use it that often.

Today, though, I took a few moments, and I thought I'd present you with what I came up with.

So here it is:

blued road
after the rain
mean iron knife
run through wet forest
& legs trudging
mad raw meat

While I'm at it, I'll give you the only other poem I've made with this set of magnetic poetry; I wrote this one the day I unpacked the set:

light could leave
but my love would stare still
robbed of its vision it yet dreams
pictures of him who is recalled
though not gone
here I live you & can not take my I's away

The magnetic poetry set does of course cause you to write poems that all sound like these. I still think it's a fun thing to do while you're waiting for the tea to brew, though.

Hope you enjoyed this snapshot of my refrigerator!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Winterlicious and East-End Karaoke

Last night I went to the Old Mill Restaurant for a dinner that was part of Winterlicious. Unfortunately, Winterlicious wasn't as licious as one would hope.

The Old Mill Restaurant is part of the Old Mill complex that includes a spa, an inn, a restaurant and extensive nuptual facilities. I have been to this complex twice now: once, last fall for a wedding, and then the second time, yesterday for the meal in question.

The ambiance of the Old Mill Restaurant leaves something to be desired. It may have a bit more Charm and History than the Medieval Faire at Canada's Wonderland, but not by much (the Old Mill was done up in 1973, while the theme park opened in 1981). The décor involves dark wood and stone, and mixes rustic antiques and architectural details with polished woods and red upholstery and rugs. A small statue of Sir John A. MacDonald surveyed us as we ate in a room separated from the entranceway by a glassed-in collection of wines that seem to be there for display only. Think Black Creek Pioneer Village meets Ye Olde (faux-) British Pub meets More Money than Taste.

The idea of Winterlicious is this: Toronto's fancy-schmancy restaurants put together some good meals which, for the duration of this festival, are not too expensive. It's an opportunity for the restaurants to expand their special-occasion customer base, and for the customers (like me!) to try an expensive resaturant without investing a full week's pay in the experience. The number of options on the Winterlicious menus varies from restaurant to restaurant, I think, but the Old Mill's set-up was pretty typical: three choices for each of three courses.

If you ask my husband, he will tell you that I have "food things". What does he mean? He means I'm picky. I won't eat meat (except when I will). I won't eat seafood. But I'm not so hot on vegetables, either. Basically, I live on bread and cheese. Thus, a menu with thirty choices often offers only one or two Andrew-choices. My appetizer and entrée for this meal were essentially decided for me, and then I picked a dessert.

Before we got to the meal, though, we got to the wine. Two less-expensive wines were offered to complement the less-expensive menu, and my husband ordered a bottle of one of them, while someone at the other end of the table ordered the other. I was somewhat surprised when the wine came that the Old Mill still has a ladies-first wine policy. Christopher tasted the wine that we'd chosen, and then the server skipped me and went on to serve two others at the table before returning to offer me some of the wine I was buying, because they were girls. Strange? Definitely. Does this make me want to buy wine from them more often? Definitely not.

The appetizer was a ball of goat's cheese rolled in quinoa, and served with some fruit and a sweet vinaigrette. It was not a bad appetizer at all.

The main, however, disappointed. I had spinach and ricotta tortellone in a roasted tomato sauce. The initial flavour of the sauce was shocking and tasted of cinders - they had stepped past roasted, it seems, and moved on to charred. Throughout the course of the meal the flavour did build on my palate into something more, well, palatable...but I was not impressed.

The dessert involved a brandy snap bowl containing some mango and blueberry ices and about three cubes of melon. The dish was fine, but the perfect, juicy raspberry that garnished the plate was the highlight.

And then we moved on to some crazy karaoke.

It was a friend's birthday, and her boyfriend had stumbled upon a wacky bar in the east end that offers Saturday night karaoke. The bar's called Jimmy's Place, and it's at Gerrard and Woodbine.

The east end of Toronto freaks me out at the best of times. I think it's because there's a whole city on the other side of the Don that is like the Toronto I know, and yet not like the Toronto I know. The east end may be a parallel universe. But that's beside the point.

Jimmy's place is a small terra-cotta coloured space with no décor to speak of. The main room seats about 20 people, plus about 5 at the bar. right up against the front windows is the area in which the karaoke-ers sing, and in a smaller adjoining room there's a pool table.

The song lists at this karaoke place are extensive; that may be its only draw. The women in charge comment on each performance in thick Asian accents, to unwittingly comic effect. And it seems like everyone but us was a regular.

If you want somewhere where the circa-1980-costumed regulars are falling-down-knocking-things-over drunk by 9:30pm, then Jimmy's is the place for you. If you want somewhere where 50-year-olds will dance in the aisles to your rendition of your favourite Radiohead song, then look for Jimmy's. If you want somewhere where it feels like hicksville though it's steps from the subway, Jimmy's is there. If you want somewhere where you might get beat up if you stay too long on account of the fact that you're wearing a tie, run - don't walk - to Jimmy's.

Two places in one evening, each very different from the other. But I don't really want to go back to either.

Labels: , ,

Monday, January 15, 2007

Trying to Catch Up

1. Today it snowed in Toronto. Snowed for real. There's slush at every corner, and soon my shoes will all be ruined. Hooray for weather (tiddley-pom!). It feels good to have the right weather in the right season.

2. I'm in the middle of a bunch of days-off from work. They were stored-up stat days that I (of course) didn't get the week of Christmas. I feel like things are getting to a certain level of normal now, and this was a little break I really needed.

3. Today, on the internet, I encountered someone's idiot ramblings about fast-food-restaurant employees who didn't speak perfect Californian English. The rambler insisted that they weren't a racist, while at the same time including the following phrase in their rant: "Assimilate into our culture!" I couldn't resist writing a response. Fucking monoglot North Americans!

4. Yesterday I wrote a small something that I'm really happy with. And that's a good thing.

5. I newyearsly resolved to eat 5 servings of fruit a day this year, but the last couple of days I haven't even been close. I'm going to pick it up again when I go back to work on Wednesday, because the work habits are the important ones.... So there.

6. I ordered copies of my marriage certificate online today. There are two kinds of certificate: the normal and the long-form. The Government of Ontario website through which one orders these does not, however, really tell you what the differences between them are. Rather than decide, I ordered one of each. Why not?

...and that's my news.

Labels: ,

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

things you find when you're googling people...


Who knew that my father's coat-of-arms was on the internet? I googled him and there it was. It's in the Public Register of Arms, Flags and Badges of Canada.

As it turns out, my arms and my brother's are there too (but without the helms and crests). Here's mine:

Here's our badge, and a link to the Canadian Heraldic Authority to round out this post:



PS: Our arms are cited in a wikipedia article (here) because they contain an example of an "exotic line" (exotic by heraldic standards, at least). The repeated blue and white fir-tree lines on the bottom left halves of our shields (they look like rows of pine trees - get it? - wood rows?) are what they're talking about.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Sorry I haven't been writing much...

...I was busy getting married.

I'm not going to write a whole lot just right now, but when next I write I'm going to cover Christopher and I getting married (which happened on the 28th of October), and then our honeymoon.

Hooray!